Happy New Wish List Year 2011
May Prince William’s male pattern baldness stop right there.
May Regis Philbin keep his morning show since the alternative is Kathie Lee on the other network.
May your car soon be paid for, for the President of Shell oil says gas is going to $5.00 a gallon. But when has he ever paid for a gallon of gas?
May you find an article of clothing with a size tag that comes close to what you think your size is.
May your parents antique answering machine finally give up so you can say you called, really, the machine’s broken.
May the wind come by right after your neighbor’s blown all his leaves on your yard and cover his yard with twice as many leaves as he started with.
And may you learn to fly that plane, discover a cure for cancer or use the glue gun without burning your fingertips off.
Happy New Year