Me and Arnold at Walmart

I didn't realize Arnold shops at my Walmart and when he offered to drive I couldn't say no.
But let's get real, neither of us looks good in our new camouflage outfits.  Well, I look better
than Arnold.  Black Friday, who can resist?  They sell Arnold's book about his girlfriends and
mistresses, but nowhere could I find The Adventures of Octopus and Octopie.  Oh, wait, it's an ebook on Amazon.com/books.  No excuse.  Still Arnold and I had fun and our pumpkin frappuccinos at The Mansion were delicious.  You didn't think Arnold took me to a lowly Starbucks did you?