Happy New Year 2011

Happy New Wish List Year 2011

May Prince William’s male pattern baldness stop right there.

May Regis Philbin keep his morning show since the alternative is Kathie Lee on the other network.

May your car soon be paid for, for the President of Shell oil says gas is going to $5.00 a gallon. But when has he ever paid for a gallon of gas?

May you find an article of clothing with a size tag that comes close to what you think your size is.

May your parents antique answering machine finally give up so you can say you called, really, the machine’s broken.

May the wind come by right after your neighbor’s blown all his leaves on your yard and cover his yard with twice as many leaves as he started with.

And may you learn to fly that plane, discover a cure for cancer or use the glue gun without burning your fingertips off.

Happy New Year

We found the real Santa and his secret

And his secret is how we found the real Santa. Santa always travels with Rudolph, but Rudolph gathers more paparazzi than Santa. Santa loves the paparazzi, but kinda resents Rudolph eclipsing him.

Santa has homes in many lands. Santa believes he’s incognito eleven months of the year because of the magic spell he puts on Rudolph. No, no one (not even paparazzi) suspects a corgi in a reindeer suit following a man who spends a lot of time training Japanese maples to grow like Christmas trees in East Dallas.

Sorry Santa, Rudolph gave you away, but we’re so glad to find you.

Come see “the real” Santa, Sunday, December 5th from 1:00 to 4:00 pm - Highland Park Cafeteria our favorite East Dallas eatery, sponsored by White Rock Lake Real Estate and Little Forest Hills Neighborhood Association.